Seriously, people. I am really unhappy. The kids are with their grandparents, I'm working long hours, and the only thing at home is...what? The Home Run Derby? It's boring. Life has become boring!
I think I have something like "Avatar Depression Syndrome" in which people find themselves at a loss for what to do when life does not turn out to be like the alien world of Pandora.
How can a rainy commute, mac and cheese, and the Home Run Derby compete with 5B to a local economy? How can my Wyclef Pandora station inspire continuous joy and hope like the soundtrack to the World Cup? Every day should feel like the World Cup. With drama and excitement and a nice soundtrack that makes you feel like the world is all happy and unified in their quest to beat the crap out of each other.
It's not fair. I am going to have to watch the 1980 Olympic victory over CCCP just to give me a ray of sunshine.
Thankfully, there are only 1,431 days to go until the next World Cup. That should give me plenty of time to research flights to Rio and make playlists for the flight.
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