Waking up to see the Argentinian players on my television screen was like something out of a Cinemax special. HIGUAIN HIGUAIN HIGUAIN. I mean. He should be illegal this early in the morning.
I really don't understand why more American women don't get into soccer. I mean, look at the Yankees. No, please. LOOK AT THEM. You've got a couple of very handsome men and then the overall appearance plummets. And they get those bubble butts.
And South Korea? It's like a field full of Daniel Day Kims.
As for the match itself, I've GOT to find a way to listen on my horrifyingly long commute. Any tips?
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